You know, maaaaaaannn. I’m bad enough as it is. We don’t need to exaggerate.
I like to think that I am a relatively decent, intelligent, ethical and sensitive individual. And I know, for a fact, that I do some things that most people would consider unsavory…however, when I hear rumors about myself, I really have to wonder how people think of me. If every rumor I’ve heard about myself was true, I would be a walking LEGEND. LEGEND, DUN. However, if every rumor that I’ve heard about my self was true, I would also probably be a bad person….oh, and I’d probably be dead.
If I had slept with every woman that I’ve heard I’ve slept with, I’d be dead. If I had done drugs with everyone I’ve heard I’ve done drugs with, I’d be dead. If I had punched every dude I’ve heard I punched, I’d be dead. If I had been punched by every dude I’ve heard I’d been punched by, I’d be dead.
Anyway, even if you are a world class hater, and you really, really, REALLY wanna believe every adverse thing that you hear…don’t. Don’t. Believe. Every. Thing. That. You . Hear. You will hear a lot of untrue things about a lot of people, cuz, and one day (or, if you’re me, most days) you will hear something untrue about yourself.
That being said, I CAN box like no one you know, I DID date that one chick, and I DO know Pablo, the real Pablo. And Tom Cruise is clearly gay.
Oh yeah, sidebarz: ‘member when I covered a song off RUMOURS? Jus’ sayin. I’m pretty good.
